By the way, this isnt my life, this is a Mad Libs version... xD

What a day this was! This morning before school, my lunchbox broke, and I had to sing all the way to school. Then the teacher announced that we would be having a test next week on 1110 units of our textbook.
When I was drinking to the cafeteria, I stepped in pink files. I couldn't get the flies off my shoes! I opened my lunch sack, and then I realized that I had grabbed my leftover lunch from last week. The only...

Ugh I almost fell back again
for no particular reason.
But i couldn't find any razors or knives, an i was literally writhing around on the floor, crying. I burnt my mouth with soup and tried to do the salt and ice thingo . It only made me feel worse. The result of this hold back of the urge was me hydro-pump vomiting on our walnut trees. gross.
it has been almost a month since i last self harmed, and, to be honest, i don't feel good. i mean, It's good being free of the guilt,...

Okay, so on google, if you type in 'fill in the blanks story' you can find sites to make these on.

Here is the first one, and I will post one each day if you like it!

New Year's Resolutions
It was New Year's Day, and I was watching bedball on TV with my friends Rennon, Kamryn, Darryl, and Cooper.
“Hey, Kamryn,” Darryl said, “What is your New Year's resolution?”
“I am going to learn to play the French Horn,” she said. “Then I am going to play it...

okay, another Blog entry about questions... I'll just do a Mario and say 'Here we go!'

1.Why the hell has this massive red button that says 'Panic' suddenly appeared next to the TH symbol? When I hit it it takes me to google... I'm so confused xD

2. Is microwave an onomatopoeia? my teacher says it isnt but Dan says it is...

3. Does anyone else dance to the churchbells?

4. and once more, my photos will not uploadah, even though they...

I will do one of these blogs whenever i have questions about teenhelp, life, or just random crap that makes no sence whatsoever

1. When you go into the chatroom, is it customary to check out everyones profile, or people you don't knows profile?

2. Do I have to get 100 posts before my 'not a n00b' thing changes?

3.How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

4. Why won't my photos upload to my album?
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hehe so today was normal at school, i slapped a friend accidentally, i handed in a scholarship an i got pissed off with my mum...so i came to dads. Now, while I'm at dads, a few things happened.

Okay, so i rock up to dads, and I decide to act all cool about it, and pick an orange from the tree... bad idea. my dad came outside just as I pulled a treeload of oranges on myself... thanks alot.

so i decided to computerise and crap for a bit, chill off, then my sister...

okay, so we were in McDonalds and three of us girls sat down and waited for the two guys to come. The other girls dared me to run up to each of them screaming 'I LOVE YOUUU' and give them a hug. So i did, mainly since it was one of their birthdays. We sat for a while, and when nobody else turned up, we went inside the actual place. They literally sat there for ages, talking dirty, and i just sat there looking out the window like an idiot. I got sick of it, got up (to order my lunch at like two o...